What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ?

Mickey Moose !

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What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB