What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B