What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.