An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
The mirror
She looked very Theroux-ly.
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
Vans of der Waals
Because techies respawns