Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.