Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why was the scarecrow given an award?

Cause he was out standing in his field

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.