Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.