Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.