Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.