Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.