How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Borders

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Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"