How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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The Mexican said, "A border".

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Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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A. German Shepherds.

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!