How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.