Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!