Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.