What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."