What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"