What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy