What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.