What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.