What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf