Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.