Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Lip Reader Jokes More Lip Reader Jokes

What do you call a deaf Gynocologist?

A lip reader.

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

A lip reader

Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city