Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald