One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
In the noobula
He replied... ...It's hard
Yes, it does." she replies.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
It's all about the execution
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
His grades were below sea level
Damn"
Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.
The redditor never gets gold