One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
They ran out of juice!
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
The Sound of Silence.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
Do You Hear what I Hear?
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Because they take a steroid.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.
A bear-icade
Pubs
A barredvark!
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
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