Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.