Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!