Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs