Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.