What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

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Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line