What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What didn't you do?

My homework"