What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.