What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."