What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Who wrote it?

Major Bumsore

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.