Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.