Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)