What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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They don't know how to drive.

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you get a VHS tape.

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Oh, so you're not pregnant '

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Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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