What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff