What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.