What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.