What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.