What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.