Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.