Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(