Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.