Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.