Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.