Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.