Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.