Because he got hit by a car.
A poultry-geist.
Because I ran her over in the street.
It hit the chicken. Bazing!
My car can make it to 50.
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
To go with the traffic jam.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
I'll get you next slime!