Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!