Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!