Because he got hit by a car.
Because the chicken was having a day off !
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
Windscreen vipers.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
He couldn't pull out of the chicken
To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.
Bell-bottoms!
because... chicken.lel
He could never hit his kids.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.