Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.