Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !