Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.