Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.