What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google