What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.