What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

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What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.