Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there?

AYA!!

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."