Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there?

AYA!!

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.