What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.