What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.