What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.