What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

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What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.