What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.