How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.