How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What joke?

Exactly".

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.