What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.