What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car