What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.