What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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Yule be happy !

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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Because it was charged with battery.

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Because it was charged with battery!

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He had a Freudian slip.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

What would I be if I doubled myself?

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