What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!