Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement