Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement