What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

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Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"