What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

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Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.