What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

Ese Jokes More Ese Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.