What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

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Who do patriotic latinos talk to?

You ese.

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.