How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond