What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

Martial Arts Jokes More Martial Arts Jokes

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!