What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!