What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Let's go get Jobs.

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He had a lot of cache.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

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What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

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They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!