What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.