What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.