What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."