What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.