What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving