How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.