How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).