How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."