Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*