Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.