What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !