What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.