What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.