What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.