What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.