What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.