What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.