What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.