What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.