What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.