What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.