What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.