What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet