Secretary: My lawyer.
Harambe tried to save the kids.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
Show your work.
Santa Jaws !
Your Bike
Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW
A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
we are both lawyers."
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Because she ate the secretary.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.