Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What's wrong honey?

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Electro

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.