Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro