Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.