Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What goes zzub zzub ?

A bee flying backwards !

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark