Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.