Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's up with black people?

They're not black... And they're not people.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!