Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common?

Both are outdated currency.

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What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !