Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!