Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing