Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!