What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."