What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.