What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them