What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What do poor countries already have but also receive?

AID...S

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!