Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans