Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans