Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue