Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.