Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.