Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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Because they're both roasted

What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey