Eu Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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