Eu Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Turkey.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

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How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?

It's not hard.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

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What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.