Eu Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Because he was Snowden

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If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.

What do star wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius