What's the best way to lose some pounds?

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds