What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.