What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.