How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.