How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

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You had one job.

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The cat shat on the mat.

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Reddit gold.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.