Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!