Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!