Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!